You've met her parents. Luckily, they like you! So gentlemen -- delay no longer. She's been waiting for your proposal. We offer you the perfect time and place.
This is the era of Facebook, Instagram, and reality TV. Get with the times! Propose in front of our audience! Think how that diamond will sparkle under the stage lights!
So...how will this really work? Make a reservation for Feb. 14. Be sure to mention your intention. You will see our usual Saturday night show, America's longest-running play, that hilarious melodrama "The Drunkard". Sometime during the evening the Emcee will invite you by name to bring her on stage to pop the question!
There's no increase in ticket price ($18 adults, $15 seniors, $12 kids), no extra charge. We'll even give you and your new fiancee a bottle of wine for making our Valentine's Day show more fun!
And of course, we'll be selling our usual beverages, snacks, and hot, made-to-order sandwiches. Not to mention the "tomatoes" that you get to throw at the villain!
FYI -- Rest assured that tomatoes for throwing at the villain will NOT be available until after all proposals have been made. Just thought you'd want to know...
Reservations: 918-587-5030 And don't forget to invite her parents and yours and all your friends and co-workers to attend.